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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night bokeh by a woman in a porn nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

memek When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist bokep the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and crot porn crot declared the woman an bokeh ‘actrice’, porn or porn bokeh sex worker.

Now, crot bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance porn the bokep orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn porn trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In crot my days editing The Erotic bokep Review crot magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional porn basis, bokeh they’d explain, memek so they could porn make their partner feel porn memek happy, memek while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This crot was the conclusion of another study by two porn researchers bokeh from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels bokep were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, crot and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so memek bokeh to speak.

A new bokeh study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the bokeh chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

porn It was like saying: bokeh porn ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can bokep you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her crot sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In porn their book, crot Sex memek At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation memek of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen bokep to crot copulate.

bokep If you’re a sex worker, bokep I porn can understand memek the need memek to advertise. But if you’re not, memek porn then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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