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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept porn crot awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching bokeh so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word porn for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or memek sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from bokep the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific bokep sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t crot measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokep porn and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, memek she’s porn memek far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in memek my Parisian crot hotel.

crot In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was memek generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This crot was the bokeh conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, memek and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like bokep saying: memek crot ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman porn from Sunderland memek said in bokeh 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you memek want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher crot Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the bokep most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to bokep copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if memek you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.


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